Se enviarem cerveja, nós prometemos parar... (ou então não)

terça-feira, junho 12, 2007

Star Wars Dialog

Darth Vader: "Turn to the dark side and join me."
Luke Skywalker: "I'll never join you! You killed my father!"
Darth Vader: "No, Luke. I am your father!"
Luke Skywalker: "That's not true! That's impossible!"
Darth Vader: "And Princess Leia is your sister."
Luke Skywalker: "That's not true! That's... improbable."
Darth Vader: "And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks."
Luke Skywalker: "That's...very unlikely."
Darth Vader: "And as a child, I built C-3PO."
Luke Skywalker: "Huh?"
Darth Vader: "And the Force? Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midi-chlorians."
Luke Skywalker: "Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out."